There are people with gorgeous bodies who are still completely unappealing. A terrible personality can overshadow even a high level of attractiveness. All you’re left with is a bad mental aftertaste that makes any kind of fantasy involving the person impossible. Such is the case with Eddie “you’re being presumptuous” Murphy. He’s got a great body, but who really cares. I’d rather see/do/marry just about anyone that I’m not related to than consider getting with Eddie Murphy. I also heard his overinvolved live-in mother comes long with that fine but heavily tainted package, and there’s no way I’d want to get involved with that.
Murphy famously dismissed his then-pregnant then-girlfriend Melanie Brown by telling a Dutch interviewer in December, 2006 that it was “presumptuous” to assume Melanie B’s baby was his and adding “we’re not together anymore.” This was apparently news to Mel, who learned that she got dumped through the media by reading text messages from her friends asking about it.
Murphy then had some sort of commitment ceremony with his next girlfriend, who he most likely was cheating on Melanie with, Tracey Edmunds. They had a faux wedding on the island of Bora Bora in early 2008, but broke up just two weeks later, with People Magazine reporting that Eddie was yelling at Tracey multiple times in front of their guests. The National Enquirer said that the non-wedding was so bad “there were actual screaming matches between relatives.” At least Tracey got out before it was too late, but it’s unfortunate that she didn’t take a chunk of Murphy’s fortune with her.
After that relationship crashed and burned Eddie could have stepped up and tried to have a relationship with his daughter with Melanie Brown, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, now two, but as far as I can tell he’s never met her. He was ordered to pay $51k a month in child support in February of this year after DNA determined that Angel was definitely his biological daughter. He acknowledged that Angel was his daughter but doesn’t seem to want to see her at all. Murphy also has seven other children from three other women, including his ex wife.
So here’s Eddie Murphy strolling along the beach in Hawaii on Sunday, showing off his nice body. It’s too bad his head is attached to it.
Photo credit: Fame Pictures
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